{"id":297,"date":"2014-12-20T15:16:52","date_gmt":"2014-12-20T21:16:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/?p=297"},"modified":"2016-02-20T12:06:10","modified_gmt":"2016-02-20T18:06:10","slug":"the-bumbles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/?p=297","title":{"rendered":"The Bumbles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I want to be a bumblebee,<br \/>\nAnd bumble every day.<br \/>\nI want to be a bumblebee,<br \/>\nAnd bumble life away.<\/p>\n<p>I want to bumble to my left,<br \/>\nand bumble to my right.<br \/>\nBumble straight up, and bumble back down.<br \/>\nGonna bumble my way into the Bumble Crown.<\/p>\n<p>As the queen of bumbles, my bumbles will speak truth.<br \/>\nAs the queen of bumbles, I&#8217;m coming for you!<br \/>\nGet up out of your bed, get up out of my sight.<br \/>\nIf you don&#8217;t know how to bumble, I&#8217;ll show you how to bumble it right.<\/p>\n<p>Bumble with me, into eternity.<br \/>\nBumble with me, across the oceans and the seas.<\/p>\n<p>Bumble up close to me so we can bumble as one.<br \/>\nTogether our bumbles will blast us into the sun.<br \/>\nAs we burn together in the blinding light,<br \/>\nI would have no regrets as long as you held me tight.<br \/>\nLet our bumblefull ashes rain upon the land,<br \/>\nLet our bumblefull ashes mix into the lakes and the sands.<\/p>\n<p>And when our molecules become one with the waters,<br \/>\nsome company will stash us into bottles.<br \/>\nAs humanity wakes up to its new favorite drink,<br \/>\nUnaware of the new ways their minds are about to think.<br \/>\nOur plague of bumbles is about to be unleashed.<br \/>\nOur plague of bumbles is our lover&#8217;s legacy.<\/p>\n<p>I want to be a bumblebee,<br \/>\nAnd bumble every day.<br \/>\nI want to be a bumblebee,<br \/>\nAnd bumble life away.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/Bumblebee.PNG?resize=960%2C637\" width=\"960\" height=\"637\" class=\"alignleft\" alt=\"Bumblefull is a word, fuck you\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want to be a bumblebee, And bumble every day. I want to be a bumblebee, And bumble life away. I want to bumble to my left, and bumble to my right. Bumble straight up, and bumble back down. Gonna bumble my way into the Bumble Crown. As the queen of bumbles, my bumbles will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[77],"tags":[71,78],"class_list":["post-297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-silly-poetry-2","tag-bumblebee","tag-silly-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8aGcS-4N","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":472,"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions\/472"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}