{"id":274,"date":"2014-07-25T05:50:18","date_gmt":"2014-07-25T10:50:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/?p=274"},"modified":"2014-07-25T06:35:45","modified_gmt":"2014-07-25T11:35:45","slug":"tawny-cleans-out-her-camera-a-photoblog-about-how-i-like-to-pick-up-wild-animals-and-put-them-in-my-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/?p=274","title":{"rendered":"Tawny Cleans Out Her Camera &#8211; A Photoblog About How I Like to Pick Up Wild Animals and Put them In My House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/photoblarg\/Bunny1.png\" alt=\"An Actual Bunny\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is Dakota. We kept her for about a month before a friend of the family adopted her.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/photoblarg\/Bunny2.png\" alt=\"The Very Same\" \/><\/p>\n<p>She lived a long and healthy life and made lots of babies.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/photoblarg\/bunny.gif\" alt=\"<3\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Until she somehow managed to simultaneously hang and electrocute herself.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/photoblarg\/Vole1.PNG\" alt=\"They also call them field mice\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A baby vole. One of a litter of 8 that we took in after the mother was killed by a poison trap some dickface put out. They were super adorable. Also pictured here are my sister&#8217;s boobs.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/photoblarg\/Vole2.PNG\" alt=\"Poison is bad :(\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Seen here admiring my crotch. Despite our best efforts they all died within 2 days. <\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/photoblarg\/Froggy1.PNG\" alt=\"He was super cool!\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I found this froggy outside my window and brought him in to play for about 4 hours.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/photoblarg\/Froggy2.PNG\" alt=\"I even got to hand feed him.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>He stuck around in my window well the next day too, he was my friend :3<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/photoblarg\/Froggy.gif\" alt=\"This gif is so huge and long and has no right to existence and I don't care\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Though he hasn&#8217;t been around for two days since a big storm with a Tornado came through, he is presumed alive. Not everything I touch dies, surprisingly. <\/p>\n<p>Now have some of my cat.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/photoblarg\/Meeko1.PNG\" alt=\"Let me in.\" \/><br \/>\nLet me in.<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/photoblarg\/Meeko2.PNG\" alt=\"Hey, let me in.\" \/><br \/>\nHey, let me in.<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/photoblarg\/Meeko3.PNG\" alt=\"JESUS FUCK YOU BITCH LET ME IN\" \/><br \/>\nJESUS FUCK YOU BITCH LET ME IN<\/p>\n<p>She had bad fleas when I took this and looked like a mangey beast. You are welcome for me documenting your shame, Meeko.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/photoblarg\/Raul1.PNG\" alt=\"Pictures of fish are totally interesting, what do you mean?\" \/><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/junk\/photoblarg\/Raul2.PNG\" alt=\"I later found out she's a girl fish so her name is now Halcyone. I still call her Raul though.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Raul is the best goldfish. I believe he is immune to death.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is Dakota. We kept her for about a month before a friend of the family adopted her. She lived a long and healthy life and made lots of babies. Until she somehow managed to simultaneously hang and electrocute herself. A baby vole. One of a litter of 8 that we took in after the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[60,9],"tags":[66,61,67,65,63,64,68,62],"class_list":["post-274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photos","category-ramblings","tag-bunny","tag-cat","tag-everything-you-love-will-eventually-leave-you-or-die","tag-fish","tag-frog","tag-froggy","tag-secret-alt-text","tag-vole"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8aGcS-4q","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":277,"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions\/277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.irregulardays.com\/words\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}